Sunday, July 13, 2008

Line of the night

-So, what would the Catholic Church think of you going out with a Pagan Priestess?

I think they'd be fine with it, so long as I felt sufficently guilty and confessed afterwards. Not like I'd be able to escape, really.

-True. And you could always confess to me.

That could work.



Also note, recovering heartbreak victims, if someone says

"Hey, wanna go to Vegas sometime?"

and your first thought is

OHMIGODSHEWANTSTOGOTOVEGASANDGETMARRIED,

No, it's just you, freaking out, and yes,
it means you are still kinda f'ed up.

And on that note, yes, C is just fine.

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