Things to do before I die checklist:
57) Have a threesome in a fancy hotel with an ex-porn star and a furry, both at least ten years younger than I am:
done.
And no, I'm not telling you that one.
But it was fucking awesome. And, all things considered, pretty wholesome.
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like meee...
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